Spoon of Prosperity

Princess Bubblegum:  (deadpan)  Peeps will never starve in my eternal empire.

- Adventure Time, Red Starved

The food that's meant to suck

CXK:  (mouth full) Rasch umor shukenugets please.

Mom:  You want some more chicken nuggets?

CXK:  Yes.

Me:  Heh!  Sounded like he was asking for "Suckin' Nuggets".

Mom:  Suckin' Nuggets are getting to be pretty popular among foodies these days.

CXK:  Also can I have some of those suck things?

Avant Gardener

The paramedic thinks I'm clever cause I play guitar.
I think she's clever cause she stops people dyin'.

-  Courtney Barnett

Temporarily embarrassed

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
 - John Steinbeck

Punchy

Charles: When will my medicine punch? 

Adrienne:  You mean "kick in"? 

Charles:  Yah.

Loading the Language

Apparently Robert Jay Lifton came up with the term:

"The group interprets or uses words and phrases in new ways so that often the outside world does not understand."       (Loading the Language)

See also"thought-terminating clichés".

Meanwhile back at the sportsball club...

Not my entire feeling on sports, but kinda fandom in general.